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AN AMERICAN THAT IS FED UP & SPEAKING UP Date:
19 March 2003
Dear Ms. Chong, I was glad to receive your recent email. Not because I am interested in doing business with your hanger company, but because it provides me with an opportunity to explain a few things to you that you might want to pass on to others in your country who are involved in selling goods to Americans. As I write this I have to make some assumptions, so excuse me if my assumptions are incorrect. But one cannot be too careful when dealing with anyone from a Communist country. I assume that because you are able to communicate with me, you are a loyal Communist Party member, and probably have a picture of Chairman Mao looking down on you as you read this. Further, the eyes in the picture may be real and reading this message over your shoulder. If not, I'm sure a camera is fixed on the screen of your computer. So, I won't write anything that will get you in trouble. OK? For starters, if you really looked at my website, http://www.oughtsix.com, you no doubt had some sort of clearance to do this. In your country, to look at the messages on my politically incorrect shirts that I sell on my website, without Party approval would probably land you in a slave labor camp somewhere, instead of in your office in Hong Kong. Especially with my current picture of the week, http://www.oughtsix.com/picture.htm, showing the sick looking fellow painting in one of the many factories in your country selling goods to America. The poor man. Maybe you can find out who he is and if he's still able to sit up and take nourishment, and then get back to me. I'm really concerned about whether he's still alive. In our country, in what few factories we have left with painters, we give them protective gear. Ms. Chong, another thing that you must understand is that the Constitution of my country forbids me to trade with the enemy. So even if I could use some of the clothing hangers your company sells, it could get me hung (no pun intended) when the day comes that our Constitution is enforced again. I expect it will take a bit of doing (probably a little blood shed) before this happens. We have some pretty worked up people over here right now who can't wait to start the hanging process and their list is pretty long. In fact, just between me and you and the picture looking over your shoulder, I have one, too. Now, Ms. Chong, just because you were nice enough to look after my interests (even though I don't use hangers), I'll give you an investment tip. Heck, your Party bosses might even want in on the deal. If you are allowed to make investments in our stock market, for your equivalent of what we call a 401-k retirement account, pay attention. The most sought after commodity in this country when our Constitution is restored will be rope. MADE IN AMERICA ROPE! I suggest you invest early and invest often.
In
Liberty,
Mavericklady comments: Needless to say, Tom and I are waiting patiently to see what this woman's reply is going to be!!! |